Given his goofy condescending ways, his wealth and the elevator that brings the BaneMobile right up to the living room it begs the question is Mitt Romney really Batman or Baneman?
Romney is about the "Right" size and "Right" shape and shares the same serious but goofy look as the "Righteous" Batman. Romney has used his money belt of gimmicks to dispose of his rivals one by one. Here is a short list of some of Romney's most prominent arch enemies and their alter ego's;
Michelle Bachman/Catwoman: she became the Darling of the TEA Party after stealing their hearts.
Rick Santorum/The Scarecrow: he wielded the Wrath of God.
Ron Paul/Two Face: a Libertarian posing as a Republican.
Newt Gingrich/The Riddler: he says his crimes as a former House Speaker are his greatest assets, go figure.
Rick Perry/The Joker: clownish character who advocated succession (making him ineligible to be President) and later claimed it was a joke.
Herman Cain/Black Mask: the false face of Black voters.
These, of course, are only to name a few. You are invited to name your own favorite Republican character.
After putting down all of the evil doers with the audacity to challenge him, Mitt Romney becomes the Great Right Hope; the Republican nominee for the Presidency of the United States. Running on a platform of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."
In ignoring question on how he intents to achieve his stated goals Mr. Romney clearly sends a message of "Don't Ask" and he certainly is not Telling. He has stated on occasion in essence that he will reveal his secret agenda after he is elected. Before that it's "need to know" only and it is obvious he believes American Voters do not need to know.
As the Bane Bus cruises it's course thoughout America, running away from protesters were it can, Mitt challenges going "Forward" with a Promise of "Taking the Country Back" to the failed economic polices that made the devious rich, the rich richer and sent nearly half the Middle Class to the Poor House.
What say you, do the Business Adventures of Baneman merit him Public Housing in the White House as "Liar in Chief;" the resurrection of President George Bushes credibilty and economic meltdown policies?
Romney said in a conference call to business owners:
“I hope you make it very clear to your employees what you believe is in the best interest of your enterprise and therefore their job and their future in the upcoming elections..."
It should be clear that if Romney is elected you will not have the Government to worry about regulating private enterprize, you will have you employer to worry about regulating your life.
No minimum wage, no unions to negoiate wages, no unemployement benefits, no food stamps, no public assistance, no rights to sue your employer for on the job injuries, no health care benefits, no truth in lending, no recourse, no job if you don't tow the line, return to the "Hard Work Ethic of the Founding Fathers" (the Founders had slaves didn't they?)
Privatize the police and fire departments, privatize the streets and highways, privatize the schools, privatize the polls.
Golly Gee Whiz Batman! I am lucky to have you because Jerry Sandusky wants to screw young po orphans and Baneman wants to close the schools and bring back child labor, kick single mothers off welfare and make them get a job, eliminate child care and put the kids to work too. Not to mention make abortion illegal.
Mitt Romney believes that everyone should have to take "Risks."